Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Grandma No Longer Lives Here - Paul Ryan

Grandma no longer lives here,
We threw her out of the nursing home last christmas eve,
It was a cruel thing to do to her I'll grant ya,
But when her voucher ran out it was time for her to leave.

She thought Paul Ryan's ads were based on truth,
We told her that those ads were just for show.
She was no longer able to afford her medication,
So that bunyon on her big toe began to grow.

When they found her wandering one mornin',
After suffering another dimentia attack.
There were cuts and bruises on her forehead,
She was robbed by a man who smoked some crack.

Grandma no longer lives here,
We threw her out of the nursing home last christmas eve,
It was a cruel thing to do to her I'll grant ya,
But when her voucher ran out it was time for her to leave.

Now we're going to have to take care of Grandpa,
His health is really going to hell.
He can't even see well enough to watch football,
And the gangrene on his foot it sure does smell.

It's not that we don't all love Grandma,
It's that we can't afford the nursing home rent.
See, we're not living such a good life,
We've been forced out of our home in to a tent.

Grandma no longer lives here,
We threw her out of the nursing home last christmas eve,
It was a cruel thing to do to her I'll grant ya,
But when her voucher ran out it was time for her to leave.

Now you'd think that this is just a fable,
And that Paul Ryan's plan was just a simple gag.
But the truth is that Paul Ryan's budget,
Is worse for seniors than any other plague.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
Better watch out for your healthcare.
They should never vote for a politician,
With brown eyes and Eddie Munster hair.

Grandma no longer lives here,
We threw her out of the nursing home last christmas eve,
It was a cruel thing to do to her I'll grant ya,
But when her voucher ran out it was time for her to leave.